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yoursluttymom: That weird foreign guy at your job can’t speak a lick of english but like all your other male coworkers he sure did love staring at your mom’s huge tits.Since you refused to give him a ride home, she did instead. In that huge minivan
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Netflix does this annoying thing where on dubbed shows they just use the translated English subtitles made for the native language audio track instead of English captions so what the captions say doesn’t match what’s being heard and it makes
I honestly don’t get why people get so mad at AAVE? They think it’s too simple or dumb or something? Like bitch the english language is full of shortenings and simplifications, people used to say “do not” instead of “don’t” but suddenly
oncemoreforluck: drarna: it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only
jake-booty-english: cashtier: what if instead of nice anons you get ceiling ghosts who compliment you this is so cute
jaramo: heyo!don’t worry, your english turned out fine, dude. as a foreword of warning,it is best that you don’t use this post as a standalone tutorial, instead, try to use it as a study aid to help you make sense of real-life references.(same applies
Oh wow I found stupid people even on SW:“Why do americans speak English instead of their native Spanish?”Oooooooooooookay correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t native language to this country be some kind of a native american language? Seeing
ichi-14: when your lecture turns out to be in korean instead of english so you just draw shitty fleas in different clothes to kill the time.
nue: whats the point of taking math and english? were never gonna use any of that stuff in the real world. instead we should have classes that will actually be useful to us. for example, how to clean a giraffe
excessively-english-little-b: dreamlordmorpheus: moonlandingwasfaked: swarnpert: swarnpert: do any of you know about a parody or whatever of a google site several years back. where you type something in the search bar and click search and instead
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve been speaking English so often that the voice I use to think is now English instead of my native language.
wifwolf: Valentine’s day is boring. Instead, let’s celebrate the anniversary of Native Hawaiians killing the fuck outta douchebag English explorer Captain James Cook, on February 14, 1779. anti-colonialism and indigenous resistance 8ever.
lattebooks-lattepuns: a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start THIS
sadomaso-world: The gymnast and the guy instead of a goatNew Unusual Sex has been published on http://sadomasohome.com/?p=5573 Production: 2011 Video language: English Present flexible sportswoman shows high in sex The Real atheletic gnarl bang
trinidadblossom: neptunain: my favorite moment of high school was having to read huck finn out loud in my english class and i quite literally got kicked out of the classroom because i kept reading “respectable african american brother” instead of
Maori students were punished till they bled for speaking their own language instead of English
yamatohatake: nosdrinker: my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life my friend got accused of plagiarizing in junior high because she used the word “sweets” instead of “candy” and our teacher thought that
cats-dont-draw: Black Hat and his bloopers in both English and Spanish!! :DcMy headcanon for English Black Hat is that he curses in Spanish, and my headcanon in Spanish is that he uses crse words from Venezuela instead of Mexico.(Bueno y a mis amiguitos
justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf: “Waifu this, waifu that. Speak ENGLISH instead of that Jabahcuneeze language!” okay~! I’m your wife, quit rejecting the fact! “…No. For the millionth time,
lilyginnyblack: fayheyhey: allanimeconfessions: In Image: Tiger and Bunny I can’t believe that people don’t like Kotetsu’s english dub voice in Tiger and Bunny! Wally Wingert was honestly the best choice for him, instead of some other famous
drarna: it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s
evil-schemes-and-peppermint-tea: drarna: it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except
wocinsolidarity:wifwolf: Valentine’s day is boring. Instead, let’s celebrate the anniversary of Native Hawaiians killing the fuck outta douchebag English explorer Captain James Cook, on February 14, 1779. anti-colonialism and indigenous resistance
just-shower-thoughts:I should secretly learn a foreign language so that on the off chance I have brain surgery, I can freak people out when I wake up by only speaking it instead of English.
neptunain: my favorite moment of high school was having to read huck finn out loud in my english class and i quite literally got kicked out of the classroom because i kept reading “respectable african american brother” instead of the n word
kitsunerules: hurinthalions: bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts
jcgreen72: wifwolf: Valentine’s day is boring. Instead, let’s celebrate the anniversary of Native Hawaiians killing the fuck outta douchebag English explorer Captain James Cook, on February 14, 1779. anti-colonialism and indigenous resistance 8ever.
carlospalmer: instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try: word nerd syntax whiplash fuckin geek speech preacher punctuate infatuate-er ~Lord English~ grAMMAR SLAMMER
jbeefletcher: marsinlibra: ithotyouknew2: If your highlight is exxagerrating your skin texture, apply it with a dampened beauty blender instead of a brush what does any of this even mean? was this written in english? this is some type of alien moon
for-mom-and-sis: English class instead of letting my brother have his way with me? Yeah, right …
heyblackrose: wifwolf: Valentine’s day is boring. Instead, let’s celebrate the anniversary of Native Hawaiians killing the fuck outta douchebag English explorer Captain James Cook, on February 14, 1779. anti-colonialism and indigenous resistance
thehalfelven: If you tell me that Elementary is bad because Watson is a Chinese-American civilian female doctor instead of an English military male one and that goes against the canon, but yet you seem to have no issue in how Sherlock’s Irene Adler
English has few gender-specific nouns, and for many of the ones we do have, a neutral term exists that is often considered more acceptable today (like saying server instead of waiter/waitress). Often these gender specific nouns are title-based anyway.
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theruleset:“Sure” is the least sexy word in the English language. Make your consent enthusiastic, or rethink what you’re agreeing to. I hate “sure” and “maybe” with a passion.
